Quote #3
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means wait, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana?
It is better to have something to remember than nothing to regret.
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means wait, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana?
Source: Mitch Hedberg @ Thursday, December 28, 2006