Quote #50

One time, when Miss Faust said to Felix:

"God is love."

He replied: 

"What is God?

What is love?"

Quote #49

I love Jazz, because I never know what's gonna happen next!

Quote #48

Listen carefully to a man, when he's expressing his feelings.
It's a rare thing to happen.

Quote #47

Dance Music is supposed to be played on the dance floors.

Not on MP3Players.

Quote #46

It can't be now that life is gone
It's too real to overcome
It's too real
It's too real
It's too real
...
I was trying to live my life
It wouldn't let me
let me
let me
let me
...

(band: Anathema
album: A Natural Disaster
track: Harmonium)

Quote #45

All great truths begin as blasphemies.

Quote #44

Perhaps our role in the planet is not to worship god but to create him.

Quote #43

Darlings, happiness is being able to tell the truth
without ever making anybody suffer.

(From 8½ By Fellini)

Quote #42

Sometimes love is hiding between the seconds of your life.

(From Cashback by Sean Ellis)

Quote #41

- We Italians, we got our
families and we got the church.
The Irish, they have the homeland.
The Jews, their tradition.
Even the niggers. They've got their music.
What about your people, Mr. Carlson?
What do you have?

- The United States of America.
The rest of you are just visiting.



(from "The Good Shepherd" by "Robert De Niro")

Quote #40

- You're only as sick as your secrets, but the truth shall set you free...

- The truth is the truth and the only thing you can do is to live with it.


(band: Dream Theater
album: Systematic Chaos
track: Repentance
Lyrics: Mike Portnoy)

Quote #39

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

Quote #38

Some people spend their lives finding themselves. but the self is not something one finds, it's something one creates.

Quotes #37

Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.

Quotes #36

Always wear a smile, not because life is full of reasons to smile, but because your smile itself is a reason for many others to smile.َ

Quote #35

Quote #34

Without deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible.

Quote #33

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Quote #32

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Quote #31

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks. so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Quote #30

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

Quote #29

There are more love songs than anything else.
If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

Quote #28

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've travelled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so that it will not fall off the wall.

Quote #27

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes?
I don't think there's really any oxygen.
I think they're just to muffle the screams.

Quote #26

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

Quote #25

I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

Quote #24

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car!

Quote #23

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Quote #22

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Quote #21

Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't go to yours.

Quote #20

It's better to have something to remember than nothing to regret...

Quote #19

Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"

Quote #18

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Quote #17

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

Quote #16

If we can't be free, at least we can be cheap.

Quote #15

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it's not open.

Quote #14

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Quote #13

They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Quotes #12

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

Quotes #11

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Quote #10

Being bisexual doubles your chance of a date on Saturday night.

Quote #9

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Quote #8

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.

Quote #7

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

Quote #6

It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner.

Quote #5

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Quote #4

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

Quote #3

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means wait, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana?

Quote #2

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Quote #1

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.