Quote #4

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

Quote #3

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means wait, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana?

Quote #2

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Quote #1

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.