It is better to have something to remember than nothing to regret.
- We Italians, we got our
families and we got the church.
The Irish, they have the homeland.
The Jews, their tradition.
Even the niggers. They've got their music.
What about your people, Mr. Carlson?
What do you have?
- The United States of America.
The rest of you are just visiting.
(from "The Good Shepherd" by "Robert De Niro")
Source: Movie Dialog @ Sunday, October 07, 2007
- You're only as sick as your secrets, but the truth shall set you free...
- The truth is the truth and the only thing you can do is to live with it.
(band: Dream Theater
album: Systematic Chaos
track: Repentance
Lyrics: Mike Portnoy)
Source: Lyric piece @ Tuesday, September 04, 2007
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
Source: Rodney Dangerfield @ Monday, July 23, 2007
Some people spend their lives finding themselves. but the self is not something one finds, it's something one creates.
Source: Unknown @ Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.
Source: Frank Zappa @ Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Always wear a smile, not because life is full of reasons to smile, but because your smile itself is a reason for many others to smile.َ
Source: Unknown @ Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Without deviation from the norm, 'progress' is not possible.
Source: Frank Zappa @ Monday, March 12, 2007
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Source: Bob Hope @ Wednesday, March 07, 2007
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Source: Ilie Nastase @ Monday, March 05, 2007
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks. so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Source: George Carlin @ Wednesday, February 28, 2007
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
Source: Woody Allen @ Monday, February 26, 2007
There are more love songs than anything else.
If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
Source: Frank Zappa @ Thursday, February 22, 2007
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've travelled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so that it will not fall off the wall.
Source: Mitch Hedberg @ Wednesday, February 21, 2007
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes?
I don't think there's really any oxygen.
I think they're just to muffle the screams.
Source: Rita Rudner @ Monday, February 19, 2007
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
Source: Frank Zappa @ Wednesday, February 14, 2007
I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
Source: Zsa Zsa Gabor @ Tuesday, February 13, 2007
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car!
Source: Unknown @ Monday, February 12, 2007
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.
Source: W. C. Fields @ Thursday, February 08, 2007
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Source: Ogden Nash @ Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't go to yours.
Source: Yogi Berra @ Sunday, January 28, 2007
It's better to have something to remember than nothing to regret...
Source: Frank Zappa @ Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
Source: Frank Zappa @ Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Source: Will Rogers @ Monday, January 22, 2007
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Source: Will Rogers @ Monday, January 22, 2007
If we can't be free, at least we can be cheap.
Source: Frank Zappa @ Sunday, January 21, 2007
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it's not open.
Source: Frank Zappa @ Sunday, January 21, 2007
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Source: Woody Allen @ Wednesday, January 17, 2007
They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Source: Woody Allen @ Wednesday, January 17, 2007
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Source: Bob Hope @ Monday, January 15, 2007
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Source: Bob Hope @ Monday, January 15, 2007
Being bisexual doubles your chance of a date on Saturday night.
Source: Woody Allen @ Thursday, January 04, 2007
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Source: Woody Allen @ Thursday, January 04, 2007
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
Source: Stephen Wright @ Wednesday, January 03, 2007
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
Source: Stephen Wright @ Wednesday, January 03, 2007
It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner.
Source: Frank Zappa @ Tuesday, January 02, 2007
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Source: Emo Philips @ Tuesday, January 02, 2007